one of my friends made a post that reminded me of a headcanon of mine where, while edi walks around not caring about naked lady bod, there’s like certain parts of he ai core that are very private for whatever reason, like cerberus designed her to react that way if there was a non-tech expert poking around, or just processors that provide very base functions
The best part of the entire Mass Effect series
Mass Effect cocktails:
- .5 oz Whipped vodka
- .5 menthol mint schnapps
- dash blue curacao
- .75 cinnamon fireball whiskey
- splash grenadine
- splash pepar vodka
- shake all alcohol with ice
- strain into a shot glass
- 1 oz Wild turkey American honey
- 1 oz Amaretto
- Doctor Pepper
- 1 oz Wild Turkey American honey
- 1 oz cherry pucker
- Doctor Pepper
- pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass
- Fill with Doctor Pepper
- Stir gently
- pour in your Alignment shot
- Enjoy and fight the reapers
So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.
First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.
“I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel.” ~Shepard
Have you gotten ME3’s harem ending yet? Possibly my favorite of any game ever, such raw emotion and sensuality will likely never be equaled again in the medium.
I.. CAN’T EVEN
I don’t think I ever posted this here. It doesn’t have the best composition or least murky lighting, but I thought that J.N.W. might appreciate it at least
How to be a Dick by Kai Leng.
I wish we could have gotten more love letters from that bag of dicks. Seriously, I laughed so hard.
My reaction to the letter:
I actually lol’d…. and then got mad. Silly KL and his high school drama messages.
He was such an Internet tough guy