merry valentines i hope ur smoother than aliens
these aliens just get lesser and lesser suave
Don’t forget Mordin’s “Your lower eyelids did a thing, but I’m not interested in you or the army of people trying to bang me” or Morinth’s “You’ll totally survive the brain hemorrhage I’m about to give you.”
Actually because Photosets only allow 10 pictures I couldn’t be bothered to upload some and left out a few, seeing as I didn’t think it’d get any notes.
I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.
fUCk To tHe nO
sorry i havent been posting much its been haard to connect to the internet when my GIRLFRIEND who is a MODEL made out of SOLID PLATINUM has been calling me all the time asking me to have LARGE AMOUNTS of incredibly powerful sex with her i cant get online im on the phone so much
I am Sailor Palaven! I stand for Shepard. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of Palaven, I will punish you!
Mass Effect Character Appreciation // Tali’Zorah
jesus Shepard slow down
I like it when my friends play Mass Effek for the first time :>
The vids said that the “chest bump” was a common display of violent affection between male human friends.
Garrus bromance would be just as awkward as Garrus romance