I have no idea what you’re talking about…
…So here’s Casey Hudson with Captain Anderson’s fist on his face.
His smug, lying face.
okay now it’s official.
happy vega doppelganger day, everyone.
OH MY GOD
Who took this picture of me?
What’s with the aluminum foil on your hands, dude?
I should not be allowed to have access to photoshop when I’m bored.
pardon the shoddy manip :P done in 15 mins or so. XD
There you are, Fridge Mc Largehuge
Because I can just imagine when the crew wakes Shepard up after the crucible explosion, she’d be like, “Guys, lets get some Shawarma before we go back to the Normandy. I don’t know what shawarma is but it’s a human food, let’s try it.”
And then this happens. Obviously inspired by the Avengers and by ask-jane-shepard.tumblr.com for giving me the idea.
Rupert the pet husk head makes an appearance.
Don’t ask me how Tali is eating shawarma (emergency induction port), I’m assuming she’s just going to feed it to Rupert.
I know Garrus isn’t wearing his visor but eating shawarma is a formal occasion.
And Javik isn’t there because shawarma is for primitives.
Mass Effect cocktails:
- .5 oz Whipped vodka
- .5 menthol mint schnapps
- dash blue curacao
- .75 cinnamon fireball whiskey
- splash grenadine
- splash pepar vodka
- shake all alcohol with ice
- strain into a shot glass
- 1 oz Wild turkey American honey
- 1 oz Amaretto
- Doctor Pepper
- 1 oz Wild Turkey American honey
- 1 oz cherry pucker
- Doctor Pepper
- pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass
- Fill with Doctor Pepper
- Stir gently
- pour in your Alignment shot
- Enjoy and fight the reapers
So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.
First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.
“I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel.” ~Shepard
Been working on your smile?
still the most memorable mass effect gif I’ve ever seen
SHEPARD-SAN, I HAVE SOME CALIBRATIONS TO DO UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How to be a Dick by Kai Leng.
I wish we could have gotten more love letters from that bag of dicks. Seriously, I laughed so hard.
My reaction to the letter:
I actually lol’d…. and then got mad. Silly KL and his high school drama messages.
He was such an Internet tough guy